so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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