That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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