we have officially lost it.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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