oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the menβs room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out Iβm married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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