butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
