If i come over, it means nothing
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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