i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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