Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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