yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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