I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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