i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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