yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
home. puking in laundry basket.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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