you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i out mim tonsoeep
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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