marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He felt like a one man threesome
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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