Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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