Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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