I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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