Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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