We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Those nachos came to me in a dream
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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