My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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