Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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