i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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