Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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