i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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