What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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