hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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