I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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