I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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