he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
