How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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