Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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