: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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