and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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