talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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