Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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