I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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