I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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