She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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