Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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