I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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