I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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