do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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