Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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