Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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