last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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