btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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