office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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