Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize