woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
