he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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