I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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