Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize