I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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