need another drink. this is the easiest way
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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